::closes all the curtains, turns off the lights, turns on the fan, gets under 3 comforters, and turns on Law and Order marathon::
I am in shambles. I have to be honest after watching Scandal last night I only wanted to cry my eyes out and eat a half gallon of pecan and pralines ice cream with a pint of strawberry cheesecake ice cream on the side. I am without a shadow of a doubt depressed.
Fitz broke up with me*cough* I mean Olivia. Why do I feel like I just got dumped? Why was I so angry that sweet Fitz turned to his demonic wife for support? Why did my home girl Abby have to get pimped out for a memory card?
This is too much. I told a friend this morning, “I got my own issues going on I don’t have time for Shonda!” They should have a warning that comes on before Scandal that says,
WARNING: Do not watch if you are already stressed out, have been in a trifling relationships, are somebody’s booty call, have high blood pressure, your bills are past due, your kids are still awake, been recently hospitalized, and/or are within one week of being on your monthly cycle. You will experience highs and lows of emotion within the next 60 minutes that could change your life for the better or worse. This show is rated WEYLU. (Will Eff Your Life Up)Watch at your own risk!
Now had I saw this warning I would have turned the channel and watched CSI or something instead of getting entwined in the web of lust, betrayal, Columbus Short, lies, love, hit man anonymous, Eff Becky, Free Huck, “That’s a bad jacket!”, He loves me he loves me not that is Scandal. I hate Shondaland, but I’m stuck here.
So here are my moments of O_O , WTF, & ::tears::
1: “You know who you are. You know what this is. And don’t pretend you don’t. We do what needs to be done and we don’t question why. We put the personal to the left. Doesn’t matter who gets hurt. Doesn’t matter what gets broke. It’s not the thing that needs fixing, it does not matter. You want to cry about your feelings? Hmm? Really? Here? We don’t get to have feelings. That’s the job. Gladiators don’t get to have feelings. We rush into battle. We’re soldiers. We get hurt in the fight we suck it up and we hold the line and we don’t question. And you know it, Abby.” – Harrison.
Dear sweet baby Jesus in a barn wrapped in scraps of clearance fabric from Jo-anns please un-melt me! EVERYTIME this man is on the scene he is putting somebody in his place! WONT HE DO IT?! Yes Harrison will! Anybody else think that Olivia saved Harrison from a life of pimping?
2. Cyrus once again proves how much of a goon he is by putting a hit on his husband?! I don’t care that he didn’t go through with it! The point it that he actually made the original call! GOON. GANGSTA. Oh lets not forget the naked chat that not so low key told his husband that he doesn’t trust him!
3. “Nobody likes babies.” Mellie is heartless. She risked the life of the poor child by inducing and then voices that she doesn’t like it. I’m going to pour gasoline on her drawers so she explodes when she walks into hell.
4. “You need something…..I changed my mind.”- Fitz My heart literally stopped beating. WHY FITZ WHY?! Why can’t he give her a chance to explain? The way he spoke to her like, “heaux be gone!” and the pitiful and defeated look on Olivia’s face just drained me of all hope for MY future. She was sitting in that funeral alone and I was looking the EXACT same way on my couch! After that scene of, “say *kiss* you’ll *kiss* wait *kiss* for *kiss* me *kiss*” How are we supposed to move on?
5.”Hows that for big office talk.” – Abby Say what you want about my home girl Abby but she is a loyal goon. She gave up the goods and a man that loves her for a memory card. That’s loyal. That’s what a pep talk from Harrison aka Scandal P.I.M.P. will do to you. Have ya throwing your panties for best buy gift cards. (refer to #1 to understand)
6. In the preview they mentioned another relationship… Excuuusssseee me?! Shonda?? Oh No You Didn’t?! I been on this rollercoaster with you for quite some time and I think I deserve my rachet yet happy ending.